Ridiculous Questions Everyone Should Answer

I've been away from my blog, and I realized some of my more recent posts were erhh... depressing. I wanted something fun and careless. Plus, some of these questions are downright conversation starters. Enjoy!

1. What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

L-a. Pronounced La-dash-a.  

2. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

 Polo, as long as no animals were injured

3. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

Mean Girls. None for you Glen Coco. 

 

4. If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

Take all these earrings out. 

 

5. What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

Eating corn on the cob. Seriously, pay attention to someone eating corn on the cob next time. Guaranteed a laugh.  

 

6. What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

Attaching big fuzzy pom poms to EVERYTHING. Especially Millennial Pink pom poms.  

7. What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?

It's not necessarily a hat, but something you wear on your head- the full horse face mask. I mean any meme or video I see with a horse mask I have to stop and watch.  

8. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? No-brainer. Cats. 

9. In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for? 

Real, hold in your hand, smell the pages books.

10. What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?

Selfie Sticks

11. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

Their kitchen cups had ladies in bikinis on them. When they heated up or got cold, their clothe would disappear. 

12. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?

Sloths

 

13. What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

In my 4th grade yearbook, there is a picture of me sitting on a beanbag reading. I have a sweater vest, button up shirt, plaid skirt, tights, and mary jane shoes. I looked like I was 100 and walked right out of the Alfred Dunner section at JCPenney.  

14. What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?

FERN GULLY!!! When the black smog was taking over the forest. That smog was the creepiest hing ever. I think I was terrified of that movie until at least 10. 

 

15. What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

90s Gunge Makeup

 

16. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Kidnapped a child

 

17. What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?

Telebobo is the word for couch potato in Spanish. 

 

18. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

Sudafed, rat poison, and Mt. Dew

 

19. What is the least sexy name?

Anything that starts with a F

 

Hello Spring!

It's officially spring!! The first day of spring, Palm Sunday, Passion Sunday.  I would have to say this is my second favorite time of the year just behind fall. Everything is beginning to change, and the world is coming to life again. After dropping our nephew off after church, we took the back road to Joe's grandmother's house. That road is a tiny, winding road, but it has some of the most beautiful scenes you will see in this area. I started thinking of all the reasons I love springtime.

1. Flowers. Greenery. I love love love all the flowers and trees coming into bloom. I stepped out on my front porch just two days ago and realized the only two trees in my yard are in full bloom. The lilies are beginning to sprout. The grass is green. Our allergies are in full force. This year we promised ourselves to update the outside and add a walkway from the porch to the driveway.

2. Birds. Call me a nerd. I've always been fascinated with birds. I had two parakeets growing up, and I loved them so much! Just this past week, we filled the feeder, and some visitors are slowly stopping by. I can always tell when birds are at the feeder because the cats sit glued to the window tails waving and teeth chattering.

3. Sandals. I hate wearing shoes, and do not even get me started about socks. I'm also not one of those people who thinks flip flops in 30 degree weather is not acceptable. I just want to slip on some sandals when I have to leave. No socks. No shoelaces. No zippers. No problem.

4. Skirts and Dresses. Just like sandals, throwing on a dress or skirt is easy and not to mention super cute.

5. Everyone quits whining about winter. I swear. This past winter I came across some of the most whiny, angry people. I was so tired of seeing winter getting hated on.  But would you appreciate spring, if it weren't for winter? Let that soak in.

6. Pastels! Somehow I started getting this style magazine in the mail. The Spring edition came in the mail, and it is filled with pastels. Baby pinks, icy lilac, canary yellow, and powdery blues.


7. BABY ANIMALS EVERYWHERE. No more explanation needed.

And with that note, I will end because what can top baby animals?!