I've been away from my blog, and I realized some of my more recent posts were erhh... depressing. I wanted something fun and careless. Plus, some of these questions are downright conversation starters. Enjoy!
1. What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
L-a. Pronounced La-dash-a.
2. What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Polo, as long as no animals were injured
3. What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Mean Girls. None for you Glen Coco.
4. If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Take all these earrings out.
5. What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
Eating corn on the cob. Seriously, pay attention to someone eating corn on the cob next time. Guaranteed a laugh.
6. What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
Attaching big fuzzy pom poms to EVERYTHING. Especially Millennial Pink pom poms.
7. What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your
head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe
and amazement?
It's not necessarily a hat, but something you wear on your head- the full horse face mask. I mean any meme or video I see with a horse mask I have to stop and watch.
8. If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? No-brainer. Cats.
9. In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?
Real, hold in your hand, smell the pages books.
10. What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
Selfie Sticks
11. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
Their kitchen cups had ladies in bikinis on them. When they heated up or got cold, their clothe would disappear.
12. What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
Sloths
13. What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
In my 4th grade yearbook, there is a picture of me sitting on a beanbag reading. I have a sweater vest, button up shirt, plaid skirt, tights, and mary jane shoes. I looked like I was 100 and walked right out of the Alfred Dunner section at JCPenney.
14. What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
FERN GULLY!!! When the black smog was taking over the forest. That smog was the creepiest hing ever. I think I was terrified of that movie until at least 10.
15. What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?
90s Gunge Makeup
16. If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
Kidnapped a child
17. What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
Telebobo is the word for couch potato in Spanish.
18. What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
Sudafed, rat poison, and Mt. Dew
19. What is the least sexy name?
Anything that starts with a F
