No Orange, No Stripes

Two words: District Court

 

 

Have you ever had to experience going to court? Well, last week I had my first (and last) experience with court. It was a speeding ticket and quite a few mphs over the posted speed limit. It was probably one of the most terrifying experiences, Ever.

 

I arrived early and watched all the cases before mine. The video conferenced in those already incarcerated. The other cases were sentencing for random charges. Finally, traffic court began. He called name-after name, most of which decided not appear for court. Then, I hear... Jerrica Moses.

I walk slowly to the podium where he reads my charges. "How do you plead?"

 

Uhhh what?! My stomach dropped to my toes, and my mouth sealed shut. I would pay money to see the look on my face. Before I could even murmur a noise, the judge answers for me. He explains the consequences of driving fast and asks what I learned from this. "I never want to be here again." Not the best answer, but the judge seemed to enjoy it. He laughed, and then said, dismissed.

 

 But here's what I really learned from this experience:

 

1. People have no respect for the justice system or the judge. Most of the other people waiting for their cases were less than presentable. Most were in pajamas and their hair not even combed. Come on people! At least bathe and not wear a hat. Your appearance is the first thing anyone in that court room notices. Your lack of effort is disrespectful the judge and justice system.

 

2.  Turn OFF your cell phone. This is just common sense. Your ridiculously loud ringtone distracts every one in the courtroom. The county I had to attend court in confiscates your phone for 48 hours if it goes off while court is in session. Again, it is a respect thing.

 

3. Have all documents together before going to the podium. Countless people spent several minutes fumbling around finding drivers license, insurance cards, and other documentation needed for the judge. Having it ready prior saves both you, the judge, and the 100s of people waiting their turn.

 

4. Don't text and drive. You might think that using your phone while driving is okay, that you have it under control. Law enforcement and judges DO NOT take this lightly. I listened to the judge lecture a young lady about how dangerous it is, and that he cannot understand why people think this is okay. She walked away with over $1000 in fines. Visit DoT website for more information about distracted driving.

 

5. I am definitely slowing down. I don't know what is worse. That I had to go to court or the anxiety I faced in the weeks leading up to court.

 

Take it from me, it's not worth it. And orange is definitely NOT my color.